I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So ive been dating this girl for the past few months and over winter break i went to visit her before we both returned to campus. Needless to say after 3 weeks apart we were both ready to get on each other. however timing during the first 2 days was not on either of our sides. but when finally the stars aligned and we were about to do it, she gets on top of me and starts grinding, only to get a nosebleed and bleed onto my face, and when laughing after let loose a fart.... were waiting till tonight.....again
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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