I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I was at a party with my girlfriend and I managed to sneak her away into a room for a bit of drunken sex. Later that night when we are getting ready for bed she calls me from the bathroom. I go in to see what the fuss is about and she's squatting over the toilette with a desperate look on her face and says "I can't reach it, my fingers are too short". Apparently we were so drunk earlier that we had forgotten she was on her period, and in the act of sex I had crammed her tampon up against her cervix. Since my fingers are longer, I had to reach in and retrieve the mangled tampon from the deep recesses of her woman parts. That was definitely a first for the both of us.
Matt B |
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