I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
So I'm sleeping with this guy... Today I went over to his house and he was on the computer and ignoring me. So I decided to distract him. He was laying down on his stomach so I shoved myself under him and started sucking randomly on his arms and biting him. We ended up having really rough, awesome sex. Good times
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