I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
When I was in college I lived in a suite with 5 other guys. We always liked to play practical jokes on each other but our one roommate in particular ....Vinny......was a real clean freak. Don't get me wrong we didn't live like hobo's but he was very anal retentive about his stuff and being clean all the time. One day I told him he looked like a homeless d-bag because of what he was wearing....we all got a good laugh....so to get back at me he super glued my TV remote to my dresser. (Which was good one by the way) I also happen to know he hates fish of any kind will not eat it....and cant stand the smell, he would start dry heaving at the thought of it. So we were getting ready to go on X-mas break and I put 3 cans of tuna fish, opened and strategically placed throughout his room. Did I mention he was also the only guy with his own room......what a dick. Anyhow, I got back from break a couple of hours before he did and could smell the rotten fish stench that the door was holding back as I got closer to the door. As Vinny opened his door he caught a big whiff of the rancid fish smell and began to projectile vomit all over his nice clean bed sheets and freshly laundered wardrobe. He never quite figured out who did it but needless to say the pranks stopped between the entire suite. BC 1 - Vinny 0.
B C |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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