Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Mock Suicide

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I live with 2 roommates, one of which believes everything I tell him, Max. But only me specifically, I tend to have this effect on people. My other roommate, Justin, hates Max and everything he does. He is sloppy, substance abuser, and an all around shitty person. They simply do not get along. So I decided that after their next fight we would see how far we could go and what he'd believe, even after I've already pranked him many times. The set up is that they argue and it needs to get really deep and Justin needs to say weird things hinting at that he doesn't like life and unless Max leaves instantly he can't go on, etc. Justin does an OK job and slams the door to his room. I now know he is setting up a mini crime scene in his bathroom with a large knife and fake blood. I know, fake suicide is a touchy subject, but it worked out as a funny joke for us. I spend about 30 minutes fueling the fire with Max and making him feel as shitty as I possibly can about how he treats Justin, lives his life, etc. Finally I suggest he should go in and apologize. He enters the room and makes his way to the bathroom. Apparently, he was sheepishly looking away and didn't notice Justin laying on the ground with fake blood and a knife until he started to pull up a chair and get "real". As soon as he sees, he starts to tweek out calling my name and saying to call 911. I come running in with my phone trying to act, and was going to make a fake call but Justin had put "Adam's song" by Blink 182 on his iphone and I just lost it. Starting laughing real hard. Max still thought he was bleeding out even though Justin is now laughing. Once he realizes it he obviously got mad but was kind of relieved. Max actually thought Justin killed himself over him. Max's heart was actually pounding super fast and he immediately went out for a cigarette to calm down. Oh and we got a decent camera angle of the whole thing (not my convincing Max part). It's on youtube, and even though Max's reaction is very unique and ridiculous, I assure you it was 100% real. Mission successful, he's an absolute idiot.

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