I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Mock Suicide
I live with 2 roommates, one of which believes everything I tell him, Max. But only me specifically, I tend to have this effect on people. My other roommate, Justin, hates Max and everything he does. He is sloppy, substance abuser, and an all around shitty person. They simply do not get along. So I decided that after their next fight we would see how far we could go and what he'd believe, even after I've already pranked him many times. The set up is that they argue and it needs to get really deep and Justin needs to say weird things hinting at that he doesn't like life and unless Max leaves instantly he can't go on, etc. Justin does an OK job and slams the door to his room. I now know he is setting up a mini crime scene in his bathroom with a large knife and fake blood. I know, fake suicide is a touchy subject, but it worked out as a funny joke for us. I spend about 30 minutes fueling the fire with Max and making him feel as shitty as I possibly can about how he treats Justin, lives his life, etc. Finally I suggest he should go in and apologize. He enters the room and makes his way to the bathroom. Apparently, he was sheepishly looking away and didn't notice Justin laying on the ground with fake blood and a knife until he started to pull up a chair and get "real". As soon as he sees, he starts to tweek out calling my name and saying to call 911. I come running in with my phone trying to act, and was going to make a fake call but Justin had put "Adam's song" by Blink 182 on his iphone and I just lost it. Starting laughing real hard. Max still thought he was bleeding out even though Justin is now laughing. Once he realizes it he obviously got mad but was kind of relieved. Max actually thought Justin killed himself over him. Max's heart was actually pounding super fast and he immediately went out for a cigarette to calm down. Oh and we got a decent camera angle of the whole thing (not my convincing Max part). It's on youtube, and even though Max's reaction is very unique and ridiculous, I assure you it was 100% real. Mission successful, he's an absolute idiot.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.