Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Chopsticky Balls

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You were a terrible roommate. You had all of the stereotypical bad roommate qualities- ate my food and drank my alcohol, never cleaned ANYTHING (including leaving a clogged, shit-filled toilet for me or my boyfriend to find on multiple occasions and leaving your grimy rice cooker on the counter unwashed for months at a time), and would have random people over to stay with us for weeks at a time with no notice. Plus you'd fill your dirty dishes with water and let them sit for days, but would then pull my dishes out of the sink and leave them on the floor if you decided they were in your way. After you had your parents come stay in your room with you for a month and then threatened to call 911 on me for having a "party" (7 people playing kings in the living room), I had had enough. My boyfriend scratched his sweaty balls with your chopsticks every day after he got home from work for months until you moved out. Hope it added a nice flavor to the food you constantly stole from me.

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