Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
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Electric Toothbrush Vibrator

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I have this ridiculous roommate. She has horrible insomnia which keeps her up all night (in turn me up all night). She makes popcorn which makes the room smell of disgusting fake butter. On top of that is the stench of BO reeking from her laundry because she works out everyday but doesn't do her laundry for over a month. She steels my food, my drinks, my socks, my samoa girl scout cookies! She walks around in the room naked when I am not there making me cringe every time I open the door. She has ADHD and mumbles her words together while laughing when she talks making it impossible to decipher anything that is coming out of her mouth. She is very promiscuous and is out every weekend (by weekend I mean Tuesday - Saturday). One night she came in at 3am when I had an exam the next day and threw up all over the room. I had enough. To relieve some of my stress I decided to masturbate, only I left my vibrator at home. I used her electronic toothbrush. Sorry honey...only I'm not.

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