Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

One Fish Two Fish, White Fish Blue Fish

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My freshman year my roommate was just a plain old bore so I picked a random roommate my sophomore year. She seemed normal enough but boy was I wrong. She was freakishly obsessed with her fish and would talk it all hours of the night. She would also sleep with the light on. I liked to sleep in because I had all afternoon classes and she would snooze her alarm starting at 5:00 AM. Did I mention it was the song "I wanna be sedated". She also liked to chow down on all my food and have sex with her nasty boyfriend with me in the room. So as terrible as this is, one day I put a little bit of bleach in her fishes bowl. It didn't die but it did turn white and she cried for weeks wondering what happened. It may be horrible but she stopped doing all those annoying things because she was so depressed and it made dealing with her a bit more bearable knowing I had some satisfaction.

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