i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"

Today my mom called sounding very excited. When I asked her what had happened, she replied "I know what I'm getting your brother for christmas. The computer just told me that I won a Wii!"

I was bringing my boyfriend home for the first time to introduce him to my parents. We were talking and he said to me, "Oh wait, did you see my picture on FaceBook?" And I was about to reply when my mother jumped in and said, "Facebook? We have a Facebook! One second hold on!" She ran upstairs, leaving all of us in confusion (everyone knows my mother is horrible at... Read More » technology, as you'll see in the following stories). She runs back downstairs holding a photo book in her hands, and proceeds to show my boyfriend the many photos she took of me and my bare butt when I was a baby. This was the same woman who refused to get a computer when she heard it came with a mouse. And once she did get her computer, she called me in to ask why Safari wanted her to file and edit her view of history, and why the bookmarks in the window need help.

I went to my parents house for a visit to find that my dad had put an aluminum pie plate over the wireless router "to stop the neighbours from stealing the internet"

my mom asked to try playing on the wii and i said sure she held the remote backwards and got upset when the thing didn't work she said, 'aww come on, i thought wii (we) had to work together!' she then goes on to throw the remote at the tv screen, miss it entirely, and storm out of the room saying 'i suppose now myspace is all claustrophobic now too!'

My step dad thinks that his hotmail account doesn't just log him into hotmail, he thinks it logs him into ANYTHING on the internet that you need an account for. You can guess how that ends up...