I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Swallow my love
Life is funny. It has this running joke that im allowed to have sex basically anywhere that isn't a bed. Well at a party a while back it decided to double up the joke. I set someone im going to call Random party girl on the sink of the bathroom of whoevers house we were in at the time. I pick her up start to undo my pants (not the best order to go in when i think about it). as soon as i pull out the condom she just drops the bomb makes i guess it was supposed to be sexy but terrifying face and says i like it when people spit in my mouth when we fuck.....then kisses me. I still think of her every time i spit.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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