I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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While visiting my now ex-girlfriend for her birthday, i got to third base for the first time at two in the morning while watching a re-run episode of the mighty morphin power rangers. I woke her parents when I screamed "Its Morphin Time" when i stuck my hands in her pants. They got mad for yelling and waking them up, but didn't realize anything was happening except for us watching an immature show.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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