in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
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Years ago, a friend and I used to park in random places and get baked. One night we drove to the top floor of a parkade in Saskatoon and proceeded to blast loud music and blaze a couple bowls. About 15 minutes after our bowl, a police car pulled up and a cop began to interrogate us. Turns out we were parked directly across from the police station. His headlights were shining directly into the copshop and they could hear the bass booming from their offices. My buddy hooked up his own car stereo and there were wires everywhere and his subs weren't even bolted down. The cop thought that all of the shit must be stolen, so he called for backup. They sent a paddywagon to the top floor. Guess the driver couldn't read, because the paddywagon got stuck. It was literally scraping the ceiling of the parkade and he couldn't move forward or backwards. The cop that came up in the car was so pissed off that he told us to get the hell out of there and never come back. I still go there sometimes just to reminisce over my brush with the law!
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »