I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
How to Stop a Guy from Ramming Your Cervix
This guy on my hall and I have been randomly having drunk hookups every now and then, no strings attached. This is great and all, but since there's the gaps between hookups, there is not any sufficient time to properly train him to my *cough* needs. While I have no problem with a little rough and tumble in the sack, he sometimes is too drunk to know where the cutoff is, so spur of the moment I invented an amazing way to get him to take it easy. All I do is wince and then say "Sorry, it's just you're bigger than I'm used to" and his eyes light up and he immediately stops ramming into my cervix. He's only about 5-6 inches, btw.
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