I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
The other day my boyfriend and I found some dice and started rolling them for fun, he then said "if my roll is higher you give me a blowjob if yours is higher you don't" turns out mine was higher, as two can play that game I proposed that if my next roll was higher he would have to give me oral instead, turns out this time his roll was higher. We just standed there for a few seconds staring at the dice. Lady luck is a jealous bitch
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