I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Pull around for salvation
When I was like 16 I worked at Dairy Queen. We had a really half-ass boss who was never around so there'd pretty much always just be one of two chill 19 year old guys in charge. Anyways, we closed at 9:30 but were supposed to stop answering the phone at 9:00 for some reason. So for about six months every time someone called after 9:00 and I was working I would answer and pretend they had reached "The Rock Church," which was a real "alternative" church right down the street. I got so good at this I had believable 20-30+ minute conversations with people trying to find out if they were "interested in God but not religion?" and had the address and everything down. It was a favorite of all my co-workers who would watch and listen and try not to laugh too loud. I like to think I helped people find God, from a Dairy Queen.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »