I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I'm...so..happy to see you...Mrs. X!
My ex-girlfriend and her mum are of the same height, have the same hair-colour and really look strikingly similar from behind. I should have thought of that explanation immediately after I accidentally snuck up to her mum from behind and gave her boobs a firm squeeze. But I will never forget that look and the seemingly endless silence that followed...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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