I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Homemade Hot Tub
Me and this girl I was seeing were at my apartment at a college party. It was 4am and in our drunken state we thought this would be a good time to go to the hot tub. Knocking on securities door to open the hot tub they tell us I will get fined for going in this late and that there are cameras. Not wanting to pay to make an amateur sex tape we go back to mine and fill up the bath tub. 10mins later the door opens and it is her friend crying. We stop and I am told to leave so they can talk. Moral of the story: Make everyone go home before getting in the tub :/
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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