I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Caught with condoms
My girlfriend gave me a handful of condoms to keep at my place. Thinking nothing of it, I shoved them inside the inner pocket in my jacket. Several days passed and I was standing in line to walk through the metal detector at the local courthouse to pay a speeding ticket. There was a lengthy of people behind me and three officers standing by the detector. I passed through and the detector lit up. I patted myself down to insure my pockets were empty and was horrified when I realized I had a ridiculous amount of rubbers still in my jacket. As everyone looked on and cops looming around me, I reluctantly and embarrassingly emptied the shiny condom stash into a plastic tray only to hear audible chuckles from everyone watching. Moral of the story - pay online.
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