If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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The first sister asks mom "Why is my name Rose?", Mom says "When you were born, a rose fell on your head" The second one asks "Why is my name Dandelion?", Mom says "When you were born, a dandelion fell on you head" The third one asks "AHRPGHAKDJHRB!!". The mom says "Shut Up Cinderblock!!!"
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