Rough Love

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Gay man loses gay chicken

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I have this group of male friends who are very comfortable with their sexuality and their bodies. They frequently have competitions of gay chicken, but they have this one friend in particular, who I had never met, who is so comfortable with his body that he nearly always wins. Since we were having a Firefly marathon, they thought it's be the perfect time for the ultimate competition of gay chicken, and they were playing up just how good I was all week. So, about through the set of 13 episodes, we start slowly tangling our legs, unbuttoning each others' shirts, caressing one another, playing with the nipples. Pretty standard stuff for masters of the game. The funny part: I'm actually gay. Everyone else in the room was in on the charade, and when we cuddled up like a couple and groping each other, there were some moments where the whole room was hysterical, and yet my "partner" never caught on until we told him at then end of the match. The even funnier part: I lost. When he actually unbuckled my belt and started reaching down, all while tickling my torso and everyone around only partially distracted by the TV, I couldn't take it anymore. So, at the end of the night, to my surprise, I was the one questioning my sexuality a bit.

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