I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
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Snacks while Eating.....Out
A few months ago, my girlfriend and I were in my room and I was going down on her. Fully naked, no covers, nothing. My mom decided to make us snacks and came to deliver them. She opened the door, and instead of quickly shutting it and yelling "sorry" from the other side (which is what I assume most parents would do in said situation)... she pauses. laughs hysterically, and puts the snacks on the bed, keeps laughing, and walks out of the room. She did this at a completely casual speed. I still want to know three things: What was so funny and why did she think we needed snacks so badly that she should deliver them in the middle of us having sex?
Ariel M. |
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