in 8th grade i was almost arested for selling fake pot at school to a kid and was kicked out of school for six weeks for selling some stuff i found on the ground
I Fought the Law
Jesus broke the law. So did George Washington. You did, too, and we want to hear about it.
Thrilling Winter Escapades
So, one frigid, winter night a buddy of mine calls me up around 2 a.m. asking if I'd like to hang out. I was up for it, so I headed out. At the time, however, he had no cell, so he called on his family's land line to reach me. This meant I couldn't call him back when I arrived without waking his family, so he'd have to meet me outside. As I turned into his subdivision I see flashing lights near his street. I started to wonder who would be breaking the law at this freezing, ungodly hour. Maybe because the fates have a sense of humor, or maybe because a part of me knew it couldn't possibly be something rational, the cop was searching my friend as he stood in front of his house. My friend had been trying to explain that he was waiting outside for me to show up because of the phone thing, as I pulled into the driveway. My arrival backed up his story and he let him go. As he was leaving he asked what we were doing. We told him simply hanging out, getting sandwiches, things of the like. So he leaves and we head out to the 7-11. As we returned to the subdivision, I see the cop in front of us. He pulls to the side so we can go around him. Of course, he throws on his cherries as we pull in front of my friend's house. The cop then got out and asked us what we were doing. We replied that we had left to get sandwiches and were returning with said sandwiches. We even held them up to show him. But he insisted on checking my trunk anyway. Normally I would have said no, mostly as a matter of principle, but since it was about 3 a.m. and we wanted to get inside because of the snow, I let him, just to shut him up. Finally he leaves and we go inside, amazed as to how boring fighting crime really is.
I Fought the Law
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I Fought the Law
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Strange sense of humour in this country.
This is a story of when I first moved to Austria. I lived in the outer edge of town, and often walked just outside the boarder to catch a train back into the city because THAT was faster. The suburban area was really quiet at night and I felt really free when I'd be coming home at 3am or whatever, so I would often take little shortcuts and walk through places that weren't meant... Read More »
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Where's the snake?
When I was a junior in highschool randomly we would organize a fight club right after school. We would always get a huge crowd formed into a circle. One time the cops came and everyone ran off. I ran to a street a few blocks away with my friend. We thought we were in the clear, a cop drove up from behind and began talking to us. After a few minutes he messaged in on his radio "... Read More »
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Campus Safety Takes a Hit
My friends and I bought a hookah around October, and being the fine, upstanding citizens that we are, we only smoke it outside, and not in our dorms, exactly twenty feet away from the door to our building. Now we, being college students, also love bud, and have been known to occasionally put some mary-j in our bowl along with the shisha. We've always gotten away with this, as... Read More »
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Blending in with the Environment
I had just gotten my real license 3 weeks earlier (after 6 months of a learners permit) and was out driving to my friend's house. I was in a quiet residential area out of the way, so I figured it would be fine to break the speed limit by about 10-15 mph since there were surely no cops around. But sure enough, I blazed past a police car, all the while doing 40 in a 25. There go... Read More »
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