I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Back when I lived in Fresno, I met this girl at a club and we ended up going out a few times. Due to the schedules of my job (Navy), she was on her period every time I was home and was scared to have sex because of it. After three long months she finally caved, and I had the best sex of my life. The coming weekend, we had another date planned, during which we were going to talk about where the relationship was headed; but my buddy drove up from San Diego and we got drunk playing pool all afternoon the day of. Too drunk to drive, I called her and told her I didn't see us as a couple going anywhere. She cried. I haven't maintained a healthy relationship since, but how often do you get to play pool and daytime drink with your best friend?
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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