I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Accidents in the back seat...
My girlfriend and I were driving around, trying to find a place to hook up in the back of the car - all the other make out spots were quite busy that night. We ended up parking on a suburban street and moved to the back seat of my relatively small car. Things started to get a bit hot inside so we started to strip off. Next thing, the car rocks - and not because of what you were thinking. A woman had backed out of her driveway on the other side of the road and straight into the car. We quickly got dressed so we could swap insurance details. After looking at the damage for a while, she finally asked what we were doing in her street (so did my parents the next day and the insurance company). 'Just hanging out' I replied. Everyone believed it, but my girlfriend would never hook up with me in the car again.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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