If I owned a Great Dane I would name it Peeve. That way I could introduce him to people as my biggest pet, Peeve.
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A man walks into a bar and orders 13 margaritas and the bartender looks at the man and says "hell of an order, what are you celebrating?" The man looks back at the bartender and says "I'm celebrating my first blow job." The bartender gives the guy a huge smile and replies "well why don't I give you a 14th margarita on the house?" The man smiles and and kindly turns down the bartenders offer and says "nah if 13 doesn't get the taste out I don't know what will."
Chad Ryan Weinhauer |
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