It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
The little blue dress
A young woman walks into the laundromat to drop off a little blue dress for dry cleaning. She turns around to leave, and the woman behind the register leans over, raising a hand to wave politely, and says, "Come again!" Enraged, the customer turns around and yells, "It's toothpaste, you nosy bitch!"
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Your no Michael Phelps but I guess you got the job done.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
President vs Supermodels
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
