It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
I'm a Little Bit Country
How do you get your car, your dog, your wife, your kids, and your house back? Rewind a country song.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?


