It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
Limp Egg
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "it will take me a while to get hard, i just got laid by a chick!"
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Your no Michael Phelps but I guess you got the job done.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
President vs Supermodels
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
