I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
The other day my boyfriend and I showed each other pictures of our ex's. His, I noticed, were a bit heaver than me but I didn't think too much of it until when we were eating lunch he told me I needed to eat more and stop working out. I'd look cuter with a few extra pounds and no one would want me but him. How the hell would I be cuter if no one would want me and he's totally a Chubby Chaser!
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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