I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
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After having sex with my boyfriend, the lady part down below was feeling weird so asked my boyfriend to take a picture with my iphone so I could see what it looked like. A week later I am sitting in physics class and I am really bored. So I decide to show my best friend sitting next to me vacation photos I had on my iphone. The 2 guys sitting next to us also wanted to see. The panic and utter horror I felt when a zoom in on my unshaved and semen-filled lady part showed up was indescribable.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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