I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Mission Impossible Sex
My ex-girlfriend and I had just started having sex recently. Her house was empty so we took advantage and we took the action to her parents room on the second floor. After 10 minutes or so, we hear the front door open, and her parents walk in. She shoves me out onto the patio where we both know they'll see me. Seeing no other option, I jumped off their balcony perfectly into the pool. They came out to hear what the noise was, but i went underwater and hid against the wall. Later on, my ex gave me what she referred to as Mission Impossible Sex and it was the best sex of my life
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