It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
Bad news
A man comes back from the doctor's office looking really depressed. His wife asks "What's wrong dear?". "Oh, the doctor ran some tests and told me I'm going to have to take a pill everyday for the rest of my life." "Well, that'd not so bad" replied the man's wife, "why is that so upsetting?". "The doctor only gave me four pills."
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Your no Michael Phelps but I guess you got the job done.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
President vs Supermodels
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
