It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
Forest
If a man is in a forest and he has an opinion, and a woman isn't around to hear it, is he still wrong?
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Your no Michael Phelps but I guess you got the job done.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
President vs Supermodels
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
