I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Ride this Chocobo
My boyfriend recently purchased Final Fantasy XIII-2 and got the soundtrack with it. On the soundtrack is an amazing song called Crazy Chocobo in which there is a lyric "So you think you can ride this Chocobo." He turned to me and asked that very question to which I responded I am fully capable of riding his Chocobo. That night I did just that while both of us laughed periodically due to thinking of the song and continually referring to his penis as his Chocobo.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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