I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Ride this Chocobo
My boyfriend recently purchased Final Fantasy XIII-2 and got the soundtrack with it. On the soundtrack is an amazing song called Crazy Chocobo in which there is a lyric "So you think you can ride this Chocobo." He turned to me and asked that very question to which I responded I am fully capable of riding his Chocobo. That night I did just that while both of us laughed periodically due to thinking of the song and continually referring to his penis as his Chocobo.
I've always been a bit self-conscious about my inverted nipple, but my girlfriend made me feel a lot better when she said she just finds it funny. According to her, it looks like my right boob stabbed the left out of jealousy.
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.