I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
How To Kill The Mood
So I was playing Xbox when my girlfriend came downstairs. I decided to take a break from the game. We were making out on the couch, and things were getting pretty hot. Well while we were making out my friends were talking in party chat. When my controller turned off the timing couldn't be better, because for you who don't know when your controller is off the voices come from the TV speakers rather then the mic. Seconds after my controller turns off all we hear is, "is it gay if you dress your girlfriend up a Harry Potter and fuck her?" I instantly busted up laughing hysterically. It was the perfect mood killer. My girlfriend then left upstairs and I returned to playing Call of Duty... Still laughing.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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