I happen to be chronically ill, since i was about 17. Last time i visited my specialist, and i complained about being SO tired all the time and that it depressed me, he told me, i should view my disease and myself differently. He said: "Having Crohns disease, is like being an athlete, it's top sport for the body to deal with it, it's natural for you to be so tired,...it's the... Read More »
Cigarette Smoothie
I work at mcdonalds, and anyone who has ever worked at a mcdonalds for more than a week will know that it is pretty much the lowest you can sink for minimum wage. As drinks are free while you're on shift, I often have a medium orange juice with me. One day, a particularly rude customer decides that I'm going to throw away her trash for her without asking and just sets a cup in my window as I take her money. 30 seconds later my boss begins to lecture me as he often does, and without thinking I grab the woman's cup as if it were my own. Apparently my taste buds didn't want to inform me that it was her cigarette cup before the liquid hit my stomach. I quickly vomited nicotine puke pretty much everywhere in the drive through, and was told that I was not going home and that I had to clean up.Orange juice will never be the same.
I used to be able to get back from lunch at 12:30 and know that there would be a fresh batch of uPick submissions to read, but now I have to actually do some work as it is not being updated everyday!!!!
Several years ago I worked with a overnight delivery company. It wasn't unusual to run into all sorts of dogs when you made a delivery (including nasty ones.) One day, I walked up to a lady's house where the front door was open. As soon as I rang the bell, I heard the jingle of dog tags & realized I was too far away from the vehicle to get back there in time, so I braced myself.... Read More »
I work at Wal-Mart as a Wireless Sales Associate (basically electronics), and we have this one reoccurring older African-American customer who comes in with the assumption that we are some type of IT or Geek Squad. Well anyways, he comes in about a week ago, and brings his laptop. The laptop that he has is a Compact with Windows XP (a bit outdated I must say). Anyways, he pulls... Read More »
I work private security, we have lately been having a lot of issues with access control and breaches (people not allowed to be there, being there.) so we have one officer who is in charge of training all of the officers in proper breach control. During his breach test, he failed and got a slap on the wrist. During mine, I passed but I missed a minor detail and got written up and... Read More »