I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
Fist Pump Until You Puke
After living with my friend for an entire semester I could not take his "Jersey Shore" wannabe antics anymore. The terrible club music, the awful fist pumping and buckets of hairgel. I felt like I was getting less intelligent by the second by just being at the house. He constantly referred to our basement as the "smush room", which was just a pullout couch with a lava lamp... One weekend I had a buddy from back home come visit me and after a night of partying we retuned back to my place drunk. Because there were no open beds I suggested to my friend to sleep on the couch downstairs (he did not know this was my roomates smush room). Later that night when my roomate returned home with a girl he demanded my friend to get off the pullout couch so he could use it. My friend simply stood up, smiled, then puked on the bed and folded it back into the couch and it was the greatest thing I have ever seen. I am an American and I approve this message.
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More »
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More »
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More »
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
You know the anonymous girl you complain about for breaking you and Mike up? It was me. I'm really sorry. I didn't know who you were then.