I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Best family ever?
My high school ex-girlfriend and I liked to get it on in her bed every week. Her family generally loved me from what i knew and i found out one day how true it was. We were going at it naked under a thin sheet when her mother without notice walks in asking where the hair dryer was. She looks at our horror stricken faces, laughs, WAITS for an answer to her question, then walks out. Needlessly to say I went limp. After laughing we start going back at it, and not even 3 minute in, her older sister walks in asking the same fucking question! We weren't even scared this time... her sister couldn't look at me again for a week though. Moral of the story, get a fucking lock
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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