I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Bad to worse
Me and my small, 5ft tall, asain girlfriend were watching TV when she decided to finish her day old salad from McDonalds. It didn't set well at all, and she had to unload, fast. She destroyed my toilet. I live in a 1 bedroom to myself, this turd laid in there for 3 days, I couldn't get it unclogged with my crappy plunger. I torn a ligament recently and have to wear a cast. For 3 days I was forced to limp over to the local Taco Bell and make returns on thier toilet. They defintly noticed the crippled kid walking in and going straight to the bathroom everytime for 3 days. Ontop of that, my mom came over and I HAD TO LAY CLAIMS to that brown masterpiece. She plunged it for me. #everydayimhobblen,lsu
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