It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
1 Armed Man
I saw a one armed man walking into a second-hand store. I told him, "I don't think you're gonna find what you're looking for in here."
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Your no Michael Phelps but I guess you got the job done.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
President vs Supermodels
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
