It's ironic that I drink coffee to be productive, but end up spending an hour pooping 10 minutes later.
Parrot
A Jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender looks up and asks, "Hey, where did you find that?" The parrot responds, "In Brooklyn, they are all over the place."
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Your no Michael Phelps but I guess you got the job done.
Sometimes I just look at people and think "for real? That's the sperm that won?"
President vs Supermodels
How come we choose from just two people for president and 50 for Miss America?
