I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
After a long night of drinking at my buddy's place, I drive me and my girlfriend at the time to my house hungover. When we arrive, she insist that we take a shower together. Obviously i agree. After rubbing each other down, she goes down and starts to give me a blowjob. After being in the shower for a while, i start me get dizzy from dehydration, considering i didnt drink much that morning. I start to get softer and softer in my gf's mouth, than eventually i rush out of the shower and puke all over the toilet. If that doesn't kill the mood, i dont know what would.
Evan Lizotte |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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