I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
I hooked up with a chick for St Patties day in Savannah, GA which is a pretty big deal down here. Anyways, I met this chick, we went back & banged for a while then I left her hotel. On my way out of the hotel 2 cops get off the elevator & ask me where I had just come from. I told them & they said they had heard a report of a possible domestic dispute coming from that room, & I busted out laughing. They asked me what was so funny about a domestic dispute, I said, well if you consider her head slamming against the headboard for 45 min a domestic dispute then yeah, you can call it that. They laughed, we bumped fists & went on with my night!
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