Roommate Confessions

You've done some bad stuff to your roommate. It's time to confess.

Roommate Confessions
uPick

Dirty Pillow

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My roommate got along alright when we first moved in the dorms. But after a while I started noticing things that annoy the hell out of me. i swear that within 20 seconds he goes in and out of the door 5 times and always lets it shut really loud, now it sometimes gets broken. He also made friends with other douchebags that do nothing but beat him up because he's smaller and they just yell at the top of their lungs and they do this while I'm trying to go to sleep. But one morning i noticed something that brought a smile to my face. There's this pillow that me and my girlfriend sometimes use to clean up the "aftermath" of our sexytime. Then we just throw it in the corner where nobody goes. So i got up one morning and saw him sleeping with the pillow and his face right on it. Hope you like sleeping with it, because I'm not saying what those stains are.

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