I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
When I was a Junior in high school, my friend set me up on a blind date with her boyfriend's older brother's friend. I couldn't help but notice that he was slightly older, but I chose to look past it for the sake of having a good time. It was NOT a good time! All night ended up me pushing away from his desperate, "Not as sneaky as he would like to think" attempts of holding hands, cuddling, and finally, the attempted kisses. He honestly could NOT take a hint! The end of that date could not have arrived soon enough! One week later at school, I walk into my Health class only to find out that my teacher was home sick. And my "slightly older" blind date is my substitute teacher. Awkward.....
Linda H |
The other day my girlfriend asked me to stick out my tongue. She then wrapped her lips around it, sucked and moved closer to me and then further away before breaking into laughter. She then exclaimed "I just gave your tongue a blow job!"
Jamie Denko |
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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