I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Sometimes when my boyfriend is playing Halo and I need some attention I randomly start playing dead, or "limp", as we call it. Lots of times it's when I'm sitting at my desk doing homework, or just laying on the floor. I try to make it as hard as possible for him to pick me up and carry me over to the bed. I'm pretty sure my neighbors from across the street must think he roofies me frequently...
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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