I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
My ex boyfriends bed was always really noisy, so having sex whilst his family were in the house, without them hearing us, was almost impossible. Until one day, everybody was out, and would be for hours, so we decided to go for it, and halfway through he received a text message but we didn't want to stop to read it obviously so we carried on. After we were done, he read the message. It was from his Dad saying '' I'm home''. The situation got worse when I had left and his Dad confronted him about how he had heard us, leading the other family members (Mum, Sister) into telling their stories about how they had all also heard us at one point or another. I guess we weren't fooling anyone.
One night me and a girl i had been dating were watching a movie when things started to get hot. This resulted in her giving me head and when I came it somehow found its way out her nose. Bit of an awkward moment, but one of our favorite stories.
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