I purchased my wife a Garmin watch that had GPS and heart rate monitor etc. Most importantly for her it shows how many calories she's burned. So one week after doing a lot of running and biking she starts talking about how many more calories she burned when she does exercises that keep her heart rate up above 80% her max. To which I leaned in and whispered in her ear that maybe... Read More »
Whether you're dating, in love, or just Facebook stalking, relationships are weird.
Awkward Pavlovian sex
My (now ex) boyfriend used to occasionally get extremely pushy on the rare occasions that he wanted sex and I didn't. One day, I decided that instead of trying to reason with him like an adult (since it never worked), I'd try to turn him off by acting disgustingly childish and cute. Part of this involved mewing like a kitten. The first time, it worked. Unfortunately, it didn't take long for that method to backfire horribly, as it only took two or three uses before he started associating said mewing with sex. It actually ended up being one of the most reliable ways to turn him on... much to my chagrin.
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