i walked into the den the other day to see my father rubbing the mouse on his head i asked him what he was doing and he said "trying to get better reception for the internet"
Not what it looks like
My parents, unlike most, are ridiculously protective of the movies I am allowed to watch and the games I am allowed to play. This Christmas, after months of pleading, my parents finally gave in and let me buy Skyrim, which is rated 15 here in the UK. I was so happy and have played it non-stop until about 2 days ago, when disaster struck! During one of Skyrim's many plotlines, the character is able to purchase a torture room in which large quantities of money can be extorted from the victims. However, the room is also very effective if you want to level up fast, as you can practice your spells on the victims without them fighting back. It should also be noted that, for a fairly dubiously explained reason, each victim is clothed in only their underwear. Imagine my mum's surprise when she walks in on me practicing spells (an animation that looks incredibly like squeezing) on a blonde woman in a bikini who also happens to be strung up on chains. For being such a "perverted little freak", I have been banned from the XBOX and am due to see a therapist in about a week. I think I'll go back to playing Sonic...
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