I'm stuck with these three girls are nicknamed the "herpes whores" in a suite style dorm. They are trashy, nasty girls with respect for other people's stuff. I begun to lose my sanity when they were using a shit ton of my expensive salon brand conditioner. The stuff doesn't won't even work on their fake, bone dried hair because it's for non damaged, natural hair ONLY, yet they... Read More »
A couple years ago, I let this girl (herein referred to as "The Pony") live with me. She had no job, no car, and had just been kicked out by her parents. When she called me with her sob story, I offered her a place to stay until she got things worked out. Little did I know that was going to turn into 11 months of PURE HELL! In the time she stayed with me, I bought all her cigs, paid every penny of the rent and utilities, bought 99% of the food; long story short she never got a job while in my apartment. I also found out, shortly after she moved in, that she was diagnosed Borderline and Bipolar and refused to take her meds because she didn't believe it. BITCH WAS CRAZY! I wanted to kick her out after about 3 months, but I'm too nice, always have been, and I knew that if I did she'd go back to her parents' house and be forced to break up with her boyfriend (who her parents hated.) I got pregnant in November of that year, and hid it from everyone but her. ESPECIALLY the scumbag father. About 5 months in, it started. My best friend stopped talking to me, and when I asked him why he broke down. Turns out, The Pony had been going around to all of my friends and acquaintances, even people I barely knew, and telling them A) That I was pregnant, B) Who the father was, C) That she disagreed with my choice to do adoption, because she thought the sperm donor would be a great father, (and here's the big whopper) D) That I was drinking a bottle of Smirnoff vodka every night, doing acid and shrooms, snorting coke and Xanax, shooting heroin, smoking meth, and punching myself in the stomach several times a day, ALL to try and kill the baby. I did none of that, and my best friend believed her because, after all I'd done for her, he didn't believe she'd stoop that low. The day I found that out, she found her every worldly possession, mixed in with every piece of trash I could find, on the front porch in garbage bags. I barely restrained myself from ruining her life, but there are so many ways I could have done it. One phone call to her parents was all it would have taken. About a week later, I noticed my favorite pair of jeans was gone. I texted her, and she said she never saw them. Later, she came by to pick up a few things she'd forgotten, and SHE WAS WEARING THOSE JEANS! Never, never again will I live with someone until I know them better than they even do. TL;dr Let a girl freeload off of me for 11 months, she ruined my life. Never live with someone you wish to remain friends with at the end, unless you know them inside and out.
Katie Cook |
My friend and I always like to mess with each other. One day I had met this girl and things were going pretty well, but because I knew he used to be into her, I asked to see if it was ok. He promptly gave me the thumbs up, but, as part of our ongoing prank war, texted her asking her out for me, when we barely knew eachother. It quickly weirded her out and ruined my chances, but... Read More » I had to get him back. He thought he had a chance (he didn't) with a super hot girl at our school. When I offered him her number he took it. Secretly I gave him my other friend's #, who was pretending to be the girl. They texted and even set up plans. He had the awkwardest conversation the next day when, in person, he really did talk to the girl and asked "Why weren't you there?" She was so confused and it was always awkward between them.
Well, I know now that you talk MAJOR shit about me with literally everyone I know... You know I have to say I'm not that surprised because it seems to be all that you do, but I thought we were close friends. I mean, I was the one to help you when you were embarrassingly throwing up all over yourself and others at a party while your longterm "marriage potential" boyfriend didn't... Read More » help AT ALL and only held the umbrellas while I had to carry your drunk puke smelling heavy ass 7 blocks by myself? HA WELL ANYWAYS, so I know you're really into conditioning your hair since its curly and what not so I took the liberty of peeing in your fancy conditioner this morning when I took a shower. Sorry.
Amber Crowe |
- Hey, Hoe. Remember how you dumped me, saying how I treated you wrong, despite doing whatever I humanly could to help you out? Well, I found out your dirty, little secrets. How you cheated on me multiple times and even said the reason we're dating is so when I graduate, I'll be making money. Well, while going through your room, grabbing whatever that's mine, I found your weed... Read More » stash. I took whatever you had, leaving just enough for you to smoke in your pipe. Why? Because I wiped my ass with it. Oh, and you work hat, too.
you ran over my dog left her their for 2 hours then called me a pussy when i cryed cus she had to be put down so it was me who shit on your bed stole 300 from you and i also called your mom and told about your weed and booze and got you cut off good luck dick
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